In perusing the text of my new lease, I couldn’t help but dwell on this particular subsection:

3. When using Object, Borrower must not do what are written below.

1. To produce or possess firearms, swords, explosive or ignitable substances.
2. To bring in or fix up heavy and large equipment such as a large-scaled safe.
3. To use TV, stereo set and other appliances at full blast and to play the instrument such as piano.
4. To breed animals such as savage beasts and poisonous snakes, which apparently cause troubles in the neighborhood.

I guess I’ll just have to leave my good friend Chippy, the safe-cracking, Metallica loving, explosive piano juggling cheetah, back home in America.