Using puzzle games as the combat mechanic in an RPG? Who could have dreamed up such insanity? I somehow managed to make the same mistake I do in many RPGs though which was to fail to do the right things when leveling up and bang smack into the wall of an enemy who is way more powerful than any I have previously encountered. I blame the designers.

I write these mini-reviews so that I can from time to time look back fondly at the sweeping history of my media intake. This film nearly inspired me to omit it from the record so that I won’t have to reexperience disappointment every time I see its name.

Mmm… pie. The pie making calls to mind the drug scenes in Requiem for a Dream.

The formula for casual gaming brilliance has been discovered: pachinko plus upside down Bubble Bobble plus cheesy jokes plus Ode to Joy.